TRANSFORMERS and audience analysis

Last night we went to the new TRANSFORMERS movie. I have never been such an un-target audience member in my life. Wow. Why, do you ask, was I not a target audience member?

Here’s one reason. She’s beautiful, but I’m married and not full of testosterone.
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Here’s another reason:
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I’ve never really been a truck girl.

It wasn’t a bad film. Parts of it were funny. But the jokes weren’t engineered for me, the music wasn’t picked for me, nothing was for me. But that’s perfectly OK--it *shouldn’t* be for me. I’m not their target.

I have to say, though, I wouldn’t mind having a guardian car with a humorous personality:
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The only way that movie could have been more male-oriented is if it had smells. Eau de Sweaty Locker Room Clothes would have made it perfect.